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Scoped to Politics — every figure below is this category, last 30 days.
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PnL (30d)
−$398
Politics · last 30 days · trade-based
Open (30d)
+$19
unresolved · marked to price
ROI (30d)
-6.9%
PnL ÷ 30d buy volume
Win Resolved (30d)
46%
220W / 255L · 59 open
Win Return (30d)
48%
245W / 266L · 23 open
Trades (30d)
534
across 90 markets · ~6 per market
EV / position
−$5.24
avg win $23 · loss $24
Profit Factor
0.64
$700 won / $1,098 lost
Reward / Risk
0.98
avg win ÷ avg loss
Max Drawdown
−$122
peak → trough (30d)
Volume (exact Polymarket) · 30d $1,175 · all-time $120,145
By category last 30d
click a category to scope this profile to it · All markets resets · per-trade win rate, live from the last 30d of fills
Equity curve
realized PnL over visible trades · last 30d · a trend, not the exact figure
Open positions
10 unresolved · live from Polymarket · unrealized, NOT in realized PnL
| Market |
Outcome |
Size |
Cur. price |
Current value |
Cash PnL |
% |
| Friedrich Merz out as Chancellor of Germany before 2027? |
Yes |
767 |
0.175 |
$134.29 |
$26.86 |
+25.0% |
| Strait of Hormuz traffic returns to normal by August 31? |
Yes |
77 |
0.165 |
$12.71 |
$-1.15 |
-8.3% |
| U.S. agrees to a new trade deal with "India" before 2027? |
Yes |
30 |
0.210 |
$6.32 |
$-0.30 |
-4.5% |
| Strait of Hormuz traffic returns to normal by August 15? |
Yes |
200 |
0.032 |
$6.30 |
$-4.70 |
-42.7% |
| Will Leavitt say "Hormuz" or "Strait" during the next White House Press Briefing? |
Yes |
5 |
0.470 |
$2.38 |
$-1.06 |
-30.9% |
| Stripe vs American Express - higher valuation on December 31? |
Stripe |
21 |
0.110 |
$2.36 |
$-0.86 |
-26.7% |
| Kimi K4 released by October 31, 2026? |
Yes |
34 |
0.050 |
$1.72 |
$-5.99 |
-77.6% |
| Will Leavitt say "World Cup" during the next White House Press Briefing? |
No |
1 |
0.820 |
$0.82 |
$0.06 |
+7.9% |
| Another NATO Article 4 invocation by October 31, 2026? |
Yes |
1 |
0.220 |
$0.32 |
$-0.13 |
-29.0% |
| Will the ECB announce a 25 bps decrease at the October 2026 meeting? |
Yes |
10 |
0.006 |
$0.06 |
$-0.84 |
-93.3% |