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EpsteinShowedMeHisSchlongItFeltLikeHeaven

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PnL (30d)
−$1,875
last 30 days · trade-based
Open (30d)
−$10
unresolved · marked to price
ROI (30d)
-13.1%
PnL ÷ 30d buy volume
Win Resolved (30d)
38%
447W / 726L · 214 open
Win Return (30d)
40%
542W / 805L · 40 open
Trades (30d)
1,387
across 230 markets · ~6 per market
EV / position
−$10.30
avg win $15 · loss $27
Profit Factor
0.37
$1,082 won / $2,957 lost
Reward / Risk
0.57
avg win ÷ avg loss
Max Drawdown
−$310
peak → trough (30d)
Volume (exact Polymarket) · 30d $1,175 · all-time $120,145

By category last 30d

click a category to scope this profile to it · All markets resets · per-trade win rate, live from the last 30d of fills
Category Win Resolved (per trade) Markets Volume
🌐 All markets 38.1% 447W/726L 230 $24,915
🏛 Politics 50.8% 63W/61L 30 $2,787
🎬 Culture 47.7% 52W/57L 26 $2,073
💵 Economy 100.0% 11W/0L 2 $480

Equity curve

realized PnL over visible trades · last 30d · a trend, not the exact figure

Open positions

10 unresolved · live from Polymarket · unrealized, NOT in realized PnL
Market Outcome Size Cur. price Current value Cash PnL %
Friedrich Merz out as Chancellor of Germany before 2027? Yes 767 0.165 $126.62 $19.18 +17.9%
Strait of Hormuz traffic returns to normal by August 31? Yes 77 0.165 $12.71 $-1.15 -8.3%
U.S. agrees to a new trade deal with "India" before 2027? Yes 30 0.210 $6.32 $-0.30 -4.5%
Strait of Hormuz traffic returns to normal by August 15? Yes 200 0.032 $6.30 $-4.70 -42.7%
Will Leavitt say "Hormuz" or "Strait" during the next White House Press Briefing? Yes 5 0.480 $2.43 $-1.01 -29.4%
Stripe vs American Express - higher valuation on December 31? Stripe 21 0.110 $2.36 $-0.86 -26.7%
Kimi K4 released by October 31, 2026? Yes 34 0.050 $1.72 $-5.99 -77.6%
Will Leavitt say "World Cup" during the next White House Press Briefing? No 1 0.825 $0.82 $0.06 +8.5%
Another NATO Article 4 invocation by October 31, 2026? Yes 1 0.220 $0.32 $-0.13 -29.0%
Will the ECB announce a 25 bps decrease at the October 2026 meeting? Yes 10 0.006 $0.06 $-0.84 -93.3%