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ineedmassage

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Scoped to Politics — every figure below is this category, last 30 days. ← All markets
PnL (30d)
+$409
Politics · last 30 days · trade-based
Open (30d)
+$1,054
unresolved · marked to price
ROI (30d)
+3.4%
PnL ÷ 30d buy volume
Win Resolved (30d)
69%
20W / 9L · 110 open
Win Return (30d)
83%
116W / 23L
Trades (30d)
139
across 32 markets · ~4 per market
EV / position
+$51.10
avg win $180 · loss $163
Profit Factor
1.84
$898 won / $489 lost
Reward / Risk
1.10
avg win ÷ avg loss
Max Drawdown
−$72
peak → trough (30d)
Volume (exact Polymarket) · 30d $19,120 · all-time $1,691,650

By category last 30d

click a category to scope this profile to it · All markets resets · per-trade win rate, live from the last 30d of fills
Category Win Resolved (per trade) Markets Volume
🌐 All markets 62.7% 84W/50L 83 $43,414
🏛 Politics 0.0% 0W/2L 15 $4,440
🤖 Tech 100.0% 1W/0L 3 $39
🎬 Culture 100.0% 1W/0L 2 $15
₿ Crypto 1 $56

Equity curve

realized PnL over visible trades · last 30d · a trend, not the exact figure

Open positions

60 unresolved · live from Polymarket · unrealized, NOT in realized PnL
Market Outcome Size Cur. price Current value Cash PnL %
Will Trump pardon Ryan Salame before 2027? No 3,448 0.785 $2,706.91 $129.71 +5.0%
Israel and Syria normalize relations by December 31, 2026? No 2,021 0.875 $1,768.18 $31.90 +1.8%
Another S&P 500 Company buys Bitcoin by December 31, 2026? No 2,439 0.674 $1,644.21 $441.86 +36.8%
Iran full airspace closure by August 15? No 976 0.940 $917.80 $201.75 +28.2%
US announces end of Iranian blockade by August 15, 2026? Yes 1,157 0.705 $815.80 $192.43 +30.9%
Will Uber ask Travis Kalanick back by June 30, 2027? No 749 0.932 $698.46 $-29.98 -4.1%
Will Zelenskyy talk to Putin by December 31? No 803 0.870 $698.23 $109.22 +18.5%
Will the Iranian regime fall before 2027? No 550 0.935 $514.25 $5.75 +1.1%
Russia x Ukraine Peace Parlay No 527 0.900 $474.42 $11.81 +2.6%
Will a European country take military action on Iran by August 31? No 453 0.985 $446.12 $11.10 +2.6%
Will Russia invade another country in 2026? No 475 0.925 $439.02 $4.61 +1.1%
Will Trump pardon Matt Gaetz before 2027? No 478 0.875 $418.65 $60.22 +16.8%
Will Trump talk to Mojtaba Khamenei by December 31? No 400 0.953 $381.00 $19.80 +5.5%
Will Trump pardon Roger Stone before 2027? No 435 0.795 $345.99 $-1.29 -0.4%
Will Trump pardon Stefan Brodie before 2027? No 391 0.840 $328.06 $50.34 +18.1%
Will Ukraine recapture Crimean territory by December 31, 2026? No 355 0.915 $324.82 $15.97 +5.2%
Will Gadi Eizenkot be the next Prime Minister of Israel? Yes 634 0.512 $324.43 $79.58 +32.5%
Another GTA VI trailer released by August 31? No 1,393 0.230 $320.40 $26.05 +8.8%
Strait of Hormuz traffic returns to normal by December 31? Yes 500 0.615 $307.50 $-33.50 -9.8%
Will Japan recognize Palestine before 2027? No 330 0.920 $303.51 $6.60 +2.2%
Another US debt downgrade before 2027? No 361 0.840 $303.38 $56.98 +23.1%
Will Trump pardon Donald Brodie before 2027? No 481 0.615 $295.80 $-4.59 -1.5%
Iran full airspace closure by December 31? Yes 1,000 0.280 $280.00 $-300.00 -51.7%
Will the next diplomatic US-Iran meeting be in Pakistan by September 30, 2026? Yes 1,287 0.215 $277.42 $59.42 +27.3%
US announces end of Iranian blockade by August 7, 2026? Yes 591 0.425 $251.67 $200.90 +395.7%