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ineedmassage

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Scoped to Crypto — every figure below is this category, last 30 days. ← All markets
PnL (30d)
+$0
Crypto · last 30 days · trade-based
Open (30d)
+$11
unresolved · marked to price
ROI (30d)
+0.0%
PnL ÷ 30d buy volume
Win Resolved (30d)
no 30d activity
Win Return (30d)
100%
3W / 0L
Trades (30d)
3
across 1 markets · ~3 per market
EV / position
no settled positions
Profit Factor
no losses yet
Reward / Risk
need wins & losses
Max Drawdown
$0
no drawdown
Volume (exact Polymarket) · 30d $19,120 · all-time $1,691,650

By category last 30d

click a category to scope this profile to it · All markets resets · per-trade win rate, live from the last 30d of fills
Category Win Resolved (per trade) Markets Volume
🌐 All markets 62.7% 84W/50L 83 $43,284
🏛 Politics 0.0% 0W/2L 14 $4,415
🤖 Tech 100.0% 1W/0L 2 $15
🎬 Culture 100.0% 1W/0L 2 $15
₿ Crypto 1 $56

Equity curve

realized PnL over visible trades · last 30d · a trend, not the exact figure

Open positions

60 unresolved · live from Polymarket · unrealized, NOT in realized PnL
Market Outcome Size Cur. price Current value Cash PnL %
Will Trump pardon Ryan Salame before 2027? No 3,448 0.780 $2,689.67 $112.47 +4.4%
Israel and Syria normalize relations by December 31, 2026? No 2,021 0.875 $1,768.18 $31.90 +1.8%
Another S&P 500 Company buys Bitcoin by December 31, 2026? No 2,439 0.674 $1,644.21 $441.86 +36.8%
Iran full airspace closure by August 15? No 976 0.940 $917.80 $201.75 +28.2%
US announces end of Iranian blockade by August 15, 2026? Yes 1,157 0.690 $798.32 $174.96 +28.1%
Will Uber ask Travis Kalanick back by June 30, 2027? No 749 0.932 $698.46 $-29.98 -4.1%
Will Zelenskyy talk to Putin by December 31? No 803 0.870 $698.23 $109.22 +18.5%
Will the Iranian regime fall before 2027? No 550 0.935 $514.25 $5.75 +1.1%
Russia x Ukraine Peace Parlay No 527 0.900 $474.42 $11.81 +2.6%
Will a European country take military action on Iran by August 31? No 453 0.984 $445.89 $10.88 +2.5%
Will Russia invade another country in 2026? No 475 0.925 $439.02 $4.61 +1.1%
Will Trump pardon Matt Gaetz before 2027? No 478 0.880 $421.04 $62.61 +17.5%
Will Trump talk to Mojtaba Khamenei by December 31? No 400 0.952 $380.60 $19.40 +5.4%
Will Trump pardon Stefan Brodie before 2027? No 391 0.840 $328.06 $50.34 +18.1%
Will Ukraine recapture Crimean territory by December 31, 2026? No 355 0.915 $324.82 $15.97 +5.2%
Will Gadi Eizenkot be the next Prime Minister of Israel? Yes 634 0.510 $323.16 $78.31 +32.0%
Another GTA VI trailer released by August 31? No 1,393 0.230 $320.40 $26.05 +8.8%
Will Trump pardon Roger Stone before 2027? No 435 0.730 $317.70 $-29.58 -8.5%
Another US debt downgrade before 2027? No 361 0.860 $310.61 $64.20 +26.1%
Strait of Hormuz traffic returns to normal by December 31? Yes 500 0.620 $310.00 $-31.00 -9.1%
Will Japan recognize Palestine before 2027? No 330 0.920 $303.51 $6.60 +2.2%
Will Trump pardon Donald Brodie before 2027? No 481 0.630 $303.01 $2.62 +0.9%
Iran full airspace closure by December 31? Yes 1,000 0.290 $290.00 $-290.00 -50.0%
Will the next diplomatic US-Iran meeting be in Pakistan by September 30, 2026? Yes 1,287 0.205 $264.54 $46.55 +21.4%
US announces end of Iranian blockade by August 7, 2026? Yes 591 0.445 $262.91 $212.14 +417.8%